Mountainit's Alw...: The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A

Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear. He spends the entire hike critiquing everyone’s "form" while secretly being the most out of shape.

Refuses to wear boots. He’s hiking in thermal underwear and "mountain-grease" to ward off "Summit Ghouls." The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

Tasked with carrying the "Corpse-Bag." She is convinced this is her "Wild" moment and keeps trying to record a gritty, inspirational vlog. Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear

Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing 50 yards behind, shouting about "the hoors" he met in these woods in the 70s. He’s hiking in thermal underwear and "mountain-grease" to

This sounds like a classic It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia disaster in the making.

Halfway up, they realize the "map" is just a placemat from a defunct Shoney’s. Dennis has a meltdown about the "implication" of being trapped on a cliffside with a dead body, while Charlie realizes they’ve been carrying the wrong corpse the entire time.