"It’s a millimeter of keratin, Jade. It'll grow back," André said, tuning his guitar with a nervous eye on her.
Suddenly, Sikowitz burst through the back doors, carrying a tray of coconuts and wearing a Viking helmet. "Why is there no drama?! I can smell the lack of conflict from the teachers' lounge! It smells like... beige!" "Jade broke a nail," Robbie mumbled, wandering in with Rex. [S3E2] Remember When Jade Broke a Nail?
"Twenty bucks says she makes us all file our nails by the end of the period," Beck whispered back. "No bet," Tori sighed. "It’s a millimeter of keratin, Jade
"The world is jagged," Jade began, her voice dropping an octave. "And now, so am I." "She's actually doing it," Tori whispered, impressed. "Why is there no drama
Sikowitz froze, his eyes widening. "A broken nail? On the eve of our 'Physicality in Menace' workshop? This is perfect! Jade, use the phantom pain! Act as if you've lost a limb! Tori, play the indifferent wind! André, give me some 'Tragedy at the Manicurist' on the keys!"
Jade hissed like a cat. "Keep your amateur grit away from me. If I’m going down, I’m going down with dignity."