If you are looking for the game itself, the original is now officially free to download . Where to Get POSTAL for Free

: Download POSTAL: Classic and Uncut , which includes the original game and the Special Delivery expansion. Steam : The game is listed as free-to-play.

: Often provides direct links or information for official legacy downloads. Common "Paper" in POSTAL

: A recurring joke where the Dude tries to cash a "pitiful and embarrassing check".