Result: He mutters about "compression spells" and demands 50 gold pieces. You are now broke, but the archive is "extracting."

: Explore a vast kingdom where a wrong turn leads to a mythical beast and a right turn leads to... a slightly smaller mythical beast.

: Will you flatter the King or steal his crown? (Hint: The crown is shinier, but the dungeon is damp).

Result: Your blade snaps. You have no "WinRAR" skill. Your dignity decreases, but your curiosity remains.